If you know me at all,
you know I have specific rules for how I function,
how I think other could function more efficiently
and specific things I fixate on which others are oblivious to.
So let's face it, Monday is typically the hardest day of the week
so if there's a day where I hone in on my rules for life and frustrations,
today is the day!
The majority of Moody Mondays will always tie back to efficiency.
People just move SO slow for the most part if you really stop and think about it
and this is something I don't understand.
I can cut old people some slack
but I'm physically incapable of understanding the expression,
"I've got nothing better to do."
But I'll stop why I'm ahead and let Moody Mondays begin!
Escalators create anxiety for me instantly
and take me to a close call when my shoelace got stuck
but how about those people who stop right in front of the bottom!
Not only is this a safety hazard which I'm all too familiar with
but it backs up traffic.
You can't clog the bottom of the stairwell.
People gotta move.
Typically fast food restaurants have the self-serve drink machines to the side.
All the cashier needs to know is whether you are getting a water or a fountain drink.
No need to debate with yourself if you prefer a Dr. Pepper or a Sprite.
No one cares.
The importance of the "what do you want to drink" question
is simply asked to properly charge you for your liquid of choice.
You're holding up the line.
If you have a paper cut,
a small bruise,
a minor scratch,
a hangnail,
please don't show it to me and tell me how bad it hurts.
Man up.
Are yall like this?
Sure would make me feel better if you shared your quirkiness!
[Efficiency] [Moody Mondays]
